Semi-Aquatic Piece Of Shit

heyitsdingo:

cuntsman-sniper:

wannabeanimator:

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

WAIT A SECOND IS THAT SLASH????

The villain is fucking Antonio Benderez.

THATS HIS NAME i couldnt remember to save my damn life

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
pop punk!dirk for the AUstuck meetup on the 9th?

pop punk!dirk for the AUstuck meetup on the 9th?

little late for throwback thursday but here ya go. the first pic is ‘05 the second one was ‘07 (i was in new york and on a whim i decided to ask my mom if i could dye my hair pink and surprisingly she agreed so we dyed it in a hotel bathroom) and then ‘14.

I’ve changed so much over that past 9 years its insane

I knew i had a picture of this somewhere
this is at the central florida fair in like…… ‘06 maybe? i didnt mean to stand right in front of james :( they were super sweet though. I only enough money for one signature but they both signed anyways :3

I knew i had a picture of this somewhere

this is at the central florida fair in like…… ‘06 maybe? i didnt mean to stand right in front of james :( they were super sweet though. I only enough money for one signature but they both signed anyways :3

jessicachastains:

comealongpixie:

being a girl who likes girls is confusing bc sometimes you’re not sure what kind of reaction you’re having. that girl is hot. do you wanna look like her? do you wanna sleep with her? do you want both? but not at the same time that would be weird. so confusing.

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

human:

this picture is life

human:

this picture is life